An Interview with Dirk McGirk

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Calix Meus Inebrius
~Latin saying

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.
~Erich Fromm

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The other day I met this far out cat, who had a shocking and real look at life, while I don't condone his actions or philosophy I found him to be honest and worht of an interview which he kindly granted me. Here it is:

An Interview with Dirk McGirk

SGR: If youre at a bar how do you decide which woman to go after?
DMcG: The drunkest one.
SGR: What kind a line would you throw at a lady? Whats ur favorite?
DMcG: we gonna talk all night or we gonna fuck....
SGR: How do you feel about men poppin their collars?
DMcG: Fags, trying to hard to be cool.
SGR: Where do you draw the line on what you would do to hook up?
DMcG: Lines what lines? If she is blazin there are no lines. I would bang out grandma to get in them panties.
SGR: Your own grandma?
DMcG: Umm no.
SGR: Have u ever emabarrased your self for the sake of gettin some?
DMcG: Hell yeah agreed to a three way once and had to bang out the fat friend first. That's embrassing.
SGR: But it worked out in the end?
DMcG: Ok, I was coked out of my skull had hot chocolate and couldn't get it up forever. When I finally did I couldn't get it down and had to deal with ow it hurts I am too dry.
So, yeah it did.
SGR: Whats your favorite spot in DC?
DMcG: Rhino or McFaggot's
SGR: You mean Mcfaddens?
DMcG: Yup, Rhino gives ya hotties into baseball, and Mc's has hotties, period.
SGR: Who do you iolize and why?
DMcG: Max Hardcore, because the shit he gets those bitches to do is amazing.