TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT I AIN'T WORKING HERE NO MORE

DAILY QUOTES

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
~Albert Einstein

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
~Mitch Hedberg

Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.
~Leo Buscaglia

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT I AIN'T WORKING HERE NO MORE
~Johnny Paycheck



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1. Little Ghost ~The White Stripes
2. Sinner Man ~Peter Tosh Version
3. If You Think I'm Sexy ~Rod Stewart
4. Exodous ~Bob Marley
5. Wicked ~Ice Cube
6. Simple Man ~Lynrd Skynrd
7. Africa ~Toto









I want my own personal waterboy. Is that too much to ask? I noticed something while watching Sportscenter; an athlete makes a great play and heads toward the sideline and imediatly someone hands him a waxy paper Gatorade cup. Said athlete chugs the water/Gatorade getting most of it on his uniform, crushes the cup and spikes it on the ground. How awesome would it be if I was at work, and jut after hitting send on an important email someone was ready with a cup of Gatorade. Great job, Sammy, nice email, way to send. Chug, crush, spike. But it would extend to everyday perosnal life too. My waterboy would follow me where ever I went. At the club: Way to get them digits, nice line!!! Chug, crush, spike! It works in almost every scenario, and I'm always thirsty, espcially after making all those amazing "plays."


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