Everyone's Got Something To Say

DAILY QUOTES

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
~Voltaire

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Mola Ram Says:

Kali Ma...Kali Ma...Kali Ma Shook Dee Day.

Cool Hand Luke Says:

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

Kramer Says:

Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint; it's delicious!

Sir Smoke-A-Lot Says:

Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

Sponge Bob Says:

I'm Ready! Promotion! I'm Ready! Promotion!

Billy Ocean Says:

say yeah yeah yeh yeah! Wanna be your lover lover - wanna be your lover lover loverboy. Lover lover yeah - wanna be your lover lover loverboy.