The Sexy Blue Genie is in Da House!

DAILY QUOTES

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
~Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
~Charles M. Schulz

Took a mental health half day yesterday, had too much on my mind. Luckily JD was available for a great lunch outside in Clarendon. If it wasn't for the bright and colorful umbrellas on the terrace we would have never spotted Tandoori Nights. Great lunch specials, best naan I've ever had definetly worth a try if you like Indian food. We also witnessed at least 4 SUV attempt to park in a practically unparkable space, which was enough ammusement to get through lunch. Hit the gym after a semi-long hiatus, slightly sore, enough to put me to bed, and combined with the Tylenol PM it was lights out. I didn't even make it through the new A&E favorite King of Cars (line from the theme song: "We dooz it large baby"). Such a nice day out the overpriced drinks at the G-Town waterfront were a must. Amusement there: a woman who stretched/posed near her bike for a solid 45-60 mins. No exxageration. TD and I were tempted to see if she would actually get on the thing eventually, but our dreams were slightly dashed when she started taking photos of her bike in between stretches and adjusting her helmet dangling on the handle bars. WTF??? Get on the damn thing and ride!!!

Can't remember if I've blogged about The King of Cars (A&E site here) or not but there is enough material to give it a second look.

Chop is the ringleader/owner of Towbin Dodge the number one dealership in the US!

A mix of Gangsta rapper, slick car salesman and savvy businessman, Chop is known for his weekly infomercial in Las Vegas. A thinker and innovator, Chop uses the infomercial to introduce crazee cahracters and used cars all available on the lot! He also has dunk tanks for the sales people to get dunked in, giant gongs u get to bang when u buy a car, and a moon bounces for the kids! By far the best thing are his sales people who dress in crazy outfits for the "Chop Show." Of ocurse everyone's favorite is the Sexy Blue Genie.

By day a timid Indian car salesman, but when the show is on he comes alive as the Sexy Blue Genie! I can just imagine all the stoners sitting on their couch in Las Vegas tuning in to the Chop Show.

A&E I can't quit you!