Thursday, March 29, 2007

i love sleeves


With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'
~Mitch Hedberg

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
~Benjamin Disraeli


1. Change On Me ~Cynthia

2. A Whiter Shade of Pale ~Procol Harum
3. Guelah Papyrus ~Phish
4. Do You Want More?!!!??! ~The Roots
5. You Dropped A Bomb On Me ~Gap Band
6. Desire ~U2
7. Summer Love ~JT


i love sleeves.

Alot of good stuff goin on, Cable guy finally came. Baby Lucas is about to enter the world any minute now. Gtown is poised to make a run for the whole shaboodle. Birthdays right around the corner. Opening Day upon us.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007



On Boko-Maru
We will touch our feet, yes,
Yes, for all we're worth,
And we will love each other, yes,
Yes, like we love our Mother Earth.

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
~Albert Einstein

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
~William Blake


1. Fortunate Son ~CCR
2. D'yer Mak'er ~Led Zeppelin
3. Sweet Home Alabama ~Lynrd Skynrd
4. Robot ~SA Smashy
5. The Only Living Boy in New York ~Simon & Garfunkel
6. License to Chill ~Billy Ocean
7. Sister Christian ~Night Ranger

I am here patiently waiting for the cable guy. I was here between 4-8pm, it is now 817 and you're not here dearest cable man. It wasn't the toughest decision to hook cable television back up but with that decision came the knowledge of the dreaded cable dude waiting game. Seriously cable buddy you're cutting into my time for lungular activity of a cheebacious nature. Not cool, not cool. I will wait for the cable guy like I wait for love, patiently optimistic. I will not put the cable gentleman on a pedestal, for that is where the snapppy nappy ill nana lies.

Sunday, March 25, 2007


Man is born to live, not to prepare for life.
~Boris Pasternak

A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.
~Emily Dickinson

Stones taught me to fly
Love taught me to cry
So come on courage!
Teach me to be shy
~Damien Rice from Cannonball


1. Clout ~SA Smash
2. 9 Crimes ~Damien Rice
3. Heartlad ~U2
4. Robot ~SA Smash
5. GunzN' Onez ~Heltah Skeltah

If you want to see an amazing finish, to a basketball game go here:

So the background on it is this, Barton meets up with Winona in the DII Championship. Winona is undefeated this season and defending champs. To see a true Cinderella finish follow the link and watch the video!

Gtown gave me a scare tonite, and though I'm out of it for Pool purposes my heart may be satisfied if the Hoyas can win 2 more!

Thursday, March 22, 2007


You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
~Malcolm X

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
~Frank Zappa

I made a lot of mistakes out of the ring, but I never made any in it.
~Jack Johnson


1. Caring Is Creepy ~The Shins
2. Glycerine ~Bush
3. All Falls Down ~Kanye West
4. Nothing Compares 2 U ~Sinead O'Connor
5. Transformer ~Gnarls Barkley
6. Back That Ass Up ~Juvenile
7. Summer of 69 ~John Don't Call Me Cougar Mellencamp


Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Respiratorian Recreations of a Kushifying Kustom


Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
~Robert Frost

You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.
~Charles Bukowski

Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
~Abigail Adams


1. Candela ~Buena Vista Social Club
2. Spread ~Andre 3000
3. All Night Long ~Lionel Richie
5. The Rain ~K-OS
6. Bullet The Blue Sky ~U2
7. Lookin' Out My Backdoor ~CCR


Respiratorian Recreations of a Kushifying Kustom:

Monday, March 19, 2007

Lungular Activities of a Chibaceous Nature


Everything about him was old except his eyes and they were the same color as the sea and were cheerful and undefeated.
~From Old Man and the Sea

Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.

1. Gin and Juice ~Snoop Dogg
2. No Surrender ~Bruce Springsteen
3. Head To Toe ~Sean Paul
4. Fall On My Knees ~OCMS
5. Van Diemen's Land ~U2
6. The Goose ~Parliament
7. Soul Rebel ~Bob Marley


I think it would be mighty tasty to make a sandwich if they made a loaf of bread with the bready part of an Entenman's Cheese Danish. Been thinking about doing a total body cleanse, get my chakras in alignment kinda thing. I would like to doing 3 things a everyday 1 for my mind, 1 for my body and 1 for my soul. Sounds cheesy and noble, but it might actually go along way. Progress will be posted on the MBS Project. Got another blast from the old Real World House when DL called. He sounded about 3-4 bourbons into a quiet evening at home. I almost forgot I had lived there, but seem to get these reminders every few months or so...ponderous man, fucking ponderous. Been running into a slight problem lately, when or if I should tell dates about particular lungular activities of a chibaceous nature.

Sunday, March 18, 2007


“Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.”
~Isabel Allende

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
~Rene Descartes


1. Bombtrack ~Rage Against The Machine
2. Caution ~Bob Marley

3. On Top ~The Killers
4. Soul Rebel ~Bob Marley
5. Wishing Well ~T.T. Darby
6. My 1st Song ~ Jay Z



Thursday, March 15, 2007

I'm On Da Rock


What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.
~Mark Twain

This might not mean anything to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy.
~Harold Crick

1. 9 Crimes ~Damien Rice
2. Can't Hold Us Back ~Pu
blic Enemy
3. Punkie ~Sean Paul
4. Delicate ~Damien Rice
5. The Proud ~Talib Kweli
6. Slow Cheetah ~RHCP
7. It Ain't Hard To Tell ~Nas
8. Cannonball ~Damien Rice
9. Iron Lion Zion ~Bob Marley
10. Summer Skin ~Death Cab For Cutie



I have what I think is a minor gift to be able to easily remember my dreams, here's the show from the other night:
An old college Irish college buddy of mine has died and like any good Irish wake liquor and shenanigans abound. Buttman was able to carry the casket all by himself, and I distinctly remember some combo of liquor being poured down my gullet, quite possibly DOUBLE BOURBON! I know it's not hat exciting but at the time it struck me has comical.

Monday, March 12, 2007


You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
~Garrison Keillor


1. Cannonball ~Damien Rice
2. Beach Chair ~Jay Z
3. The Gift ~Seether
4. Don't Keep Me Waiting ~Young Gunz f. 112
5. Jenny Was a Friend of Mine ~The Killers
6. You Can't Hide You Can't Run ~Dilated Peoples
7. Simple Man ~Lynrd Skynrd
8. Tired of Sex ~Weezer

Gflix & Gtube

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

House and Dog Sittin'


As he thinks in his heart, so he is.
~Jewish Proverb

From the moment we enter this live we are in the flow of it. We measure it and We mock it, but we cannot defy it. We cannot even speed it up or slow it down. Or can we? Have we not each experienced the sensation that a beautiful moment seemed to pass to quickly, and wished that we could make it linger? Or felt time slow on a dull day, and wished that we could speed things up a bit?

Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.
~Blazing Saddles


I've been tasked with Dog/House sitting duty! And I love it. JD's dogs Gala and Lakota are the best! I was gonna write about some recent drama rearing its head again, but it wouldn't be fair to anyone. I'm only a man. With real emotions and I only have control over my own actions. This world ain't perfect, and I don't pretend that it is. I can say I live honestly.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Fall At Your Feet


Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
~Tom Robbins

Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.
~Ricky Bobby

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky, if you turn on the stereo, how do you control the volume on the television?
Ricky Bobby: If you have the stereo on, why would you turn up the volume on the TV?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Cause I like to party.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.
~Cal Naughton Jr.

Musical Blanky Edition

1. You're Beautiful ~James Blunt
2. Where Is My Mind? ~James Blunt
3. Fall At Your Feet ~James Blunt
4. Out Of My Mind ~James Blunt
5. Wisemen ~James Blunt
6. High ~James Blunt
7. Goodbye My Lover ~James Blunt


Thursday, March 01, 2007

Farewel Another Great Steeler LB Gets Released


Keep your secret in your own gourdy.
~Jamaican Poverb

This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
~Borat Sagdiyev

The love we give away is the only love we keep.
~Elbert Hubbard


1. Red Hot ~Jurassic 5
2. Guns Are Drawn ~The Roots
3. No Hat Igual ~Nelly Furtado
4. Right On Time ~RHCP
5. Summer Love ~JT
6. Beautiful Mess ~Diamond Rio
7. Shabach ~The Procusions

Movie Recommendations:

Farewell Joey, I can't believe you won't be a Steeler. By far one of my favorite Steelers of all time, the anchor of our LB Corps. He's worth whatever money he's saving. I am depressed.